Why, Why and Why?
May 15, 2009
Poisoned
Tags: Funny
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?”
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why don\’t we ever hear father-in-law jokes?
Why?
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David W |
May 17, 2009 at 11:59 am
It makes the magic work harder
They may be bankers but they like a joke as much as anyone
We can check the paint, but not the stars
It tickles
Revolvers are heavy, woman!!
Health and Safety
A comedy genius
We evolved from a type of ape, but not the ones around now.
No idea – probably something to do with Quantum
No.
Because hope spings eternal, thats why
See the above answer.
Mine do, you’re just rubbish
They weren’t dead when they got here, and their all Animorphs anyway
Because it’s polite. If you told every stupid person that they were stypid, you’d never get anything done.
You’re a clutz, thats why
You have you;re house at 50 degress centigrade eh?
Father in Laws aren’t annoying
Why what?
Oh, and I can drive that well, so you can’t bug me like that. Oh, and make out with people, I thought you were a sexual or something like that? :p
And I demand you tell me where you stole this idea from ;p Muchlove.
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Anonymous |
May 20, 2009 at 6:29 am
You need answer to all these questions? But knows that each answer would involve questions. In other words you could not be satisfied with the answers one to propose to you. Even try to give some answers, you will see is very simple.
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